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oooohhhhh, joss stone. sooo not fair. guys have a wire in their brain that just goes disconnect when joss stone is workin it. there is no way to win, either your lady likes it because you get hot and she benefits, or else she gets to be angry and pout oh so you like joss stone huh? i guess i just don't do it for you anymore huh?

you're gonna lose either way but don't worry boys, at least you get to see joss stone.

Sorry, Joss Stone may have the voice but she "just can't work it" like Amerie. Joss Stone is pigeon toad and a two left feet dancer, that's if she's even dancing. Amerie will just break your back, so to speak.

 
but i don't want my back broken. i think i will just stick with joss if shakira is not available.

Great choice with Joss Stone that is, good singer and harmless. If you end up in Shakira's cage that She-Wolfe will break your back and eat you alive and spit you out; she'll split your Burrito legs like a pair of scissors, the way she does it in the video. Permanent disability all the way around. You play you pay.

 
me and shakira have a date for the zombie apocalypse, she just don't know it yet is all. i got a trick i'm gonna show her.
 
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