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Well, I think we could use another joke :^:
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door........ The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
> >"Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in the
morning." He slams the door and returns to bed.
> >
> >
> >"Who was that?" asked his wife.
> >"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
> >"Did you help him?" she asks. "No. I did not. It is three o'clock in
the morning and it is pouring rain outside!!." His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and
> >you should be ashamed of yourself!"
> >
> >
> >The man does as he is told, gets dressed and goes out into the
pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
> >"Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.
> >"Where are you?" asks the husband.
> >
> >
> >"Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk!!
Well, I think we could use another joke :^:
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door........ The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
> >"Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in the
morning." He slams the door and returns to bed.
> >
> >
> >"Who was that?" asked his wife.
> >"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
> >"Did you help him?" she asks. "No. I did not. It is three o'clock in
the morning and it is pouring rain outside!!." His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and
> >you should be ashamed of yourself!"
> >
> >
> >The man does as he is told, gets dressed and goes out into the
pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
> >"Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.
> >"Where are you?" asks the husband.
> >
> >
> >"Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk!!
TEUFEL HUNDEN
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US $ is going down. The I is looking good early this morning.
US $ is going down. The I is looking good early this morning.
Rod
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pyriel wrote:
Maybe we should ALL do the oposite of the oposite that we are told to do!!!:shock:
pyriel wrote:
Rod wrote:Rod, that's easy... Just do the opposite of what I am doing and you will surely be seeing green...It's time to play "catch up" if we could ever catch the right waves.
Maybe we should ALL do the oposite of the oposite that we are told to do!!!:shock:
mlk_man
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Whew, thank God April is over!!!!!!!!
Okay, new month, let's start off good. I'm thinking that when the fed raises rates .25% on Tuesday and keeps basically the same language, the market will be happy and we'll be up. I'll be going into C and S fund sometime this morning. Of course, this is high risk and not for the faint of heart. The C fund generated a buy on Friday but not the S fund. This will probably happen tomorrow if we are up.
I see a lot of folks track either the Dow or the S&P. I've been told the main index to follow is the NYSE because this is mainly institutional investors, who drive the market. Here is a chart. As you can see, it's bounced off support 3 times at about 6925. If we fall below this, run. If you look back to last Aug. this same "W" occured and we were able to break out. Hopefully this happens again.
Good luck,
M_M
Whew, thank God April is over!!!!!!!!
Okay, new month, let's start off good. I'm thinking that when the fed raises rates .25% on Tuesday and keeps basically the same language, the market will be happy and we'll be up. I'll be going into C and S fund sometime this morning. Of course, this is high risk and not for the faint of heart. The C fund generated a buy on Friday but not the S fund. This will probably happen tomorrow if we are up.
I see a lot of folks track either the Dow or the S&P. I've been told the main index to follow is the NYSE because this is mainly institutional investors, who drive the market. Here is a chart. As you can see, it's bounced off support 3 times at about 6925. If we fall below this, run. If you look back to last Aug. this same "W" occured and we were able to break out. Hopefully this happens again.
Good luck,
M_M
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