Hey Burro

http://www.funnyandjokes.com/you-are-what-you-are.html

The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, "Well, did God straighten out your query for you?" The zebra looked puzzled.
"No sir, God simply said 'You are what you are.'" St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes."
The zebra asked St. Peter, "How do you know that for certain?" "Because," said St. Peter, "If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, "You is what you is."
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http://www.funnyandjokes.com/you-are-what-you-are.html

A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, "I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth... Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?"
St. Peter said, "That's a question only God can answer." So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, "God, please - I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?"
God simply replied "You are what you are."
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what the heck is a donkra?

[video]http://video.foxnews.com/v/1039117816001/donkra-makes-china-zoo-debut[/video]
 
I once knew a gal from Wenatchee,
Who liked to wave round the snatchy,
And it was good,
You knew you would,
But a lass, 'twas a catchy.
 
Woo hoo! I got my new watch today, ordered on Friday am and delivered Monday am. No scratches dents or dings, thank you REL watches and ebay.

Also kudos to our hardworking and effecient USPS folks, zipped it right along, safe and sound, and fast - it can take a while to get things this far out.

If feels a little strange wearing it, I'm surrounded by clocks at work and if I really feel like I need to know the time I could always find my cell phone and turn it on and check. But it's cool, just like the picture showed, there were different hand configurations and colors, but I got exactly what I ordered, it even glows in the dark.

It will take some getting used to though, feels like I've got a handcuff on my wrist, and I don't mean the good kind.

I'm thinking of buying another one just like it in case I lose this one. It's a great simple watch. I suppose I'll just have to get used to the whole manjewelry thing.
 
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