Golf Pool... The PGA Championship 2013

[Scrappy]

Stay thirsty my friend...
Burro, im Drivin to Oklahoma tomorrow to celebrate my next to last furlough vacation.
Playin golf on Saturday with golfers who enjoy my humor. Will be trying to figure out who my other four picks are gonna be for the pool before 5PM Sunday.
If i win i will send you the mug but i need the lid.
Asta le bye bye.
I almost forgot, you interested in crashing a family reunion next month?

 

[burrocrat]

Stay thirsty my friend...
Burro, im Drivin to Oklahoma tomorrow to celebrate my next to last furlough vacation.
Playin golf on Saturday with golfers who enjoy my humor. Will be trying to figure out who my other four picks are gonna be for the pool before 5PM Sunday.
If i win i will send you the mug but i need the lid.
Asta le bye bye.
I almost forgot, you interested in crashing a family reunion next month?

am i going to have to take a paternity test again? i'm ok with the tater salad and flies, but when aunt nancy starts telling those old rope swing swimmin hole stories i still get a nervous tick.

on a side note, if one of them three jokers on the 18th starts mouthin off just wiggle the five iron a little bit and tell him he's got 100 yards or ten seconds, whichever comes first and pretend to step in his direction. if he's smart he'll take off straight down the fairway because everbody knows you always slice the irons right off into the rough.

 

[rcknfrewld]

rcknfrewld......-13...Scott-5,Westwood-4,Day-3Garcia-1Mick+1
Tsptalk...........-7.....Woods+1,Bradley-1,Mick+1Scott-5,Dufner-2
Wvango...........-7....Woods+1,Westwood-4,Z,Johnson-1,Sneds E,Dufner-2
Grandma........-6...Bradley-1,Kuchar-3,Mick+1,Rose-2,Sneds E
Burrocrat........-6....Rose-2,D,Johnson+2,Kuchar-3,Garcia-1,Watson E
Obgibby........-5......Mick+1,Stenson-2,Westwood-4,Woods+1,Mahan E
Scrappy.........-5.....Woods+1,Sneds E, Bradley-1,Donald+1, Furyk-5
Tom1.............-4....Stenson-2,Mahan E,Woods+1,Mick+1,Kuchar-3
Gronk............-4....Woods+1,Mick+1,Westwood-4,Rose-2,Matsuyama+2
Ram..............-3....Watson E,Kuchar-3,Mcilroy-1,Mick+1,Woods+1
Tawny...........-1....Mick+1,D.Johnson+2,Woods+1,Scott-5,Els+4
Ebbnflow........-1....Woods+1,Stenson-2,Sneds E,Mick+1,Poulter E
Ecougar.........E.....Woods+1,Mick+1,Sneds E,McDowell E,Z.Johnson-1

I gave scrappy Furyk so he will stop whining and feel ashamed and guilty and not participate in future golf pools

 

[burrocrat]

rcknfrewld......-13...Scott-5,Westwood-4,Day-3Garcia-1Mick+1
Tsptalk...........-7.....Woods+1,Bradley-1,Mick+1Scott-5,Dufner-2
Wvango...........-7....Woods+1,Westwood-4,Z,Johnson-1,Sneds E,Dufner-2
Grandma........-6...Bradley-1,Kuchar-3,Mick+1,Rose-2,Sneds
Burrocrat........-6....Rose-2,D,Johnson+2,Kuchar-3,Garcia-1,Watson E
Obgibby........-5......Mick+1,Stenson-2,Westwood-4,Woods+1,Mahan E
Scrappy.........-5.....Woods+1,Sneds E, Bradley-1,Donald+1, Furyk-5
Tom1.............-4....Stenson-2,Mahan E,Woods+1,Mick+1,Kuchar-3
Gronk............-4....Woods+1,Mick+1,Westwood-4,Rose-2,Matsuyama+2
Ram..............-3....Watson E,Kuchar-3,Mcilroy-1,Mick+1,Woods+1
Tawny...........-1....Mick+1,D.Johnson+2,Woods+1,Scott-5,Els+4
Ebbnflow........-1....Woods+1,Stenson-2,Sneds E,Mick+1,Poulter E
Ecougar.........E.....Woods+1,Mick+1,Sneds E,McDowell E,Z.Johnson-1

I gave scrappy Furyk so he will stop whining and feel ashamed and guilty and not participate in future golf pools

well, that sucks. best i can hope for now is day has another prescription pill meltdown because the internet pharmacy didn't ship to the hotel. then maybe i win.

 

[rcknfrewld]

i'm winning until somebody invents a spreadsheet that disproves it so eat it.

You can wipe your arse with that spreadsheet...there's a new sheriff in town

 

[rcknfrewld]

Stay thirsty my friend...
Burro, im Drivin to Oklahoma tomorrow to celebrate my next to last furlough vacation.
Playin golf on Saturday with golfers who enjoy my humor. Will be trying to figure out who my other four picks are gonna be for the pool before 5PM Sunday.
If i win i will send you the mug but i need the lid.
Asta le bye bye.
I almost forgot, you interested in crashing a family reunion next month?

I hope you snipe hook your first tee shot OB while pulling a hamy on Saturday

 

[Scrappy]

WOW! You really do have trouble keepin the scores. (humor) If i really had Furyk, which i dont, i would only be at -4 based on the scores below not -5. (not humor) Now im protesting your scorekeeping. (humor) Who knows what everbody else really has. (not humor) Let me guess, you work for the gov......somewhere in finance? (sarcasm) :blink:

Scrappy.........-5.....Woods+1,Sneds E, Bradley-1,Donald+1, Furyk-5
Tom1.............-4....Stenson-2,Mahan E,Woods+1,Mick+1,Kuchar-3
Gronk............-4....Woods+1,Mick+1,Westwood-4,Rose-2,Matsuyama+2
Ram..............-3....Watson E,Kuchar-3,Mcilroy-1,Mick+1,Woods+1
Tawny...........-1....Mick+1,D.Johnson+2,Woods+1,Scott-5,Els+4
Ebbnflow........-1....Woods+1,Stenson-2,Sneds E,Mick+1,Poulter E
Ecougar.........E.....Woods+1,Mick+1,Sneds E,McDowell E,Z.Johnson-1

I gave scrappy Furyk so he will stop whining and feel ashamed and guilty and not participate in future golf pools[/QUOTE]

 

[rcknfrewld]

Tom we need to insert a * for our next golf pool...I apologize for scrappy's inappropriate behavior...uncalled for, very unbecoming of a tsp talk member

 

[rcknfrewld]

you take your best 4 scores out of 5....you are -5...I hope Dustin shoots 64 tomorrow you sick twisted ba$tard
even burro understands the scoring system

WOW! You really do have trouble keepin the scores. (humor) If i really had Furyk, which i dont, i would only be at -4 based on the scores below not -5. (not humor) Now im protesting your scorekeeping. (humor) Who knows what everbody else really has. (not humor) Let me guess, you work for the gov......somewhere in finance? (sarcasm) :blink:

Scrappy.........-5.....Woods+1,Sneds E, Bradley-1,Donald+1, Furyk-5
Tom1.............-4....Stenson-2,Mahan E,Woods+1,Mick+1,Kuchar-3
Gronk............-4....Woods+1,Mick+1,Westwood-4,Rose-2,Matsuyama+2
Ram..............-3....Watson E,Kuchar-3,Mcilroy-1,Mick+1,Woods+1
Tawny...........-1....Mick+1,D.Johnson+2,Woods+1,Scott-5,Els+4
Ebbnflow........-1....Woods+1,Stenson-2,Sneds E,Mick+1,Poulter E
Ecougar.........E.....Woods+1,Mick+1,Sneds E,McDowell E,Z.Johnson-1

I gave scrappy Furyk so he will stop whining and feel ashamed and guilty and not participate in future golf pools

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[burrocrat]

Pappy O'Daniel:*Sounded to me like he was harboring a hateful grudge against the Soggy Bottom Boys on account of their rough and rowdy past. Looks like Homer Stokes is the kind of fellow who wants to cast the first stone.[boos]Pappy O'Daniel:*Well, I'm with you folks. I'm a forgive-and-forgettin' Christian, and I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanoring, is behind them...[turns away from the mike, towards Everett]Pappy O'Daniel:*[no-nonsense] It is, ain't it, boys?Ulysses Everett McGill:*Uh, yes sir, it is.

 

[Scrappy]

you take your best 4 scores out of 5....you are -5...I hope Dustin shoots 64 tomorrow you sick twisted ba$tard
even burro understands the scoring system

[/QUOTE]
Wanting Furyk after he moved to 2nd place was a joke, humor. Duh, helloooo.
Before you keep insulting me and piling on to my protest, you better look in the mirror.
"sick twisted bastard"? :embarrest: i am embarrest for you.

 

[Scrappy]

rcknfrewld......-13...Scott-5,Westwood-4,Day-3Garcia-1Mick+1


I gave scrappy Furyk so he will stop whining and feel ashamed and guilty and not participate in future golf pools

Im just not feelin it....shame or guilt. But i am feeling pretty confident about my next pick. Yeah, i was a little hesitant but go ahead and swap out Luke Donald with Adam Scott. Also, Can i swap Adam back out by 5PM Sunday deadline or was that a one time deal? :toung:

 

[burrocrat]

Im just not feelin it....shame or guilt. But i am feeling pretty confident about my next pick. Yeah, i was a little hesitant but go ahead and swap out Luke Donald with Adam Scott. Also, Can i swap Adam back out by 5PM Sunday deadline or was that a one time deal? :toung:

no, you may not. and you are at +2 with your original johnson pick i think. quit furyking around with the game of kings. everybody knows golf is about giving middle aged men in plaid pants something to watch in between cadillac commercials. get with the program.

 

[rcknfrewld]

no, you may not. and you are at +2 with your original johnson pick i think. quit furyking around with the game of kings. everybody knows golf is about giving middle aged men in plaid pants something to watch in between cadillac commercials. get with the program.

Crappy is at -5 burro...yes he may have Furyk...cheaters never win in the long haul...don't make me hit you with a 2 stroke penalty for fraternizing with the low information crowd...I understand Crappy is just joking around but he has been beating the same dead horse for way too long...
I'm taking charge now of the golf pools now...no more whining and crying will be tolerated...Tom is too nice to say it but I am not

 

[rcknfrewld]

bumping this for easy viewing

1st Round Standings

rcknfrewld......-13...Scott-5,Westwood-4,Day-3Garcia-1Mick+1
Tsptalk...........-7.....Woods+1,Bradley-1,Mick+1Scott-5,Dufner-2
Wvango...........-7....Woods+1,Westwood-4,Z,Johnson-1,Sneds E,Dufner-2
Grandma........-6...Bradley-1,Kuchar-3,Mick+1,Rose-2,Sneds E
Burrocrat........-6....Rose-2,D,Johnson+2,Kuchar-3,Garcia-1,Watson E
Obgibby........-5......Mick+1,Stenson-2,Westwood-4,Woods+1,Mahan E
Scrappy.........-5.....Woods+1,Sneds E, Bradley-1,Donald+1, Furyk-5
Tom1.............-4....Stenson-2,Mahan E,Woods+1,Mick+1,Kuchar-3
Gronk............-4....Woods+1,Mick+1,Westwood-4,Rose-2,Matsuyama+2
Ram..............-3....Watson E,Kuchar-3,Mcilroy-1,Mick+1,Woods+1
Tawny...........-1....Mick+1,D.Johnson+2,Woods+1,Scott-5,Els+4
Ebbnflow........-1....Woods+1,Stenson-2,Sneds E,Mick+1,Poulter E
Ecougar.........E.....Woods+1,Mick+1,Sneds E,McDowell E,Z.Johnson-1

I gave scrappy Furyk so he will stop whining and feel ashamed and guilty and not participate in future golf pools

 

[burrocrat]

Crappy is at -5 burro...yes he may have Furyk...cheaters never win in the long haul...don't make me hit you with a 2 stroke penalty for fraternizing with the low information crowd...I understand Crappy is just joking around but he has been beating the same dead horse for way too long...
I'm taking charge now of the golf pools now...no more whining and crying will be tolerated...Tom is too nice to say it but I am not

well i'm always amazed at how quickly a gentleman's discussion of sport can degenerate into a disturbing social study. some random observations:

the psychologist in me immediately notices the prevelance of agressive words like 'never' 'don't' 'hit' 'penalty' 'beating' 'charge' and 'no'. but that braincracking headshrinking doublespeak don't make no money honey so i usually just let it go.

dude, i am the e-pitty-me of the low information crowd, don't marginalize my fraternity or i might go greek on the course.

tom may not say it, but not because he's too nice. the man used to work for the irs and plays poker so i have full confidence in his risk-reward analysis and judgement in deciding when to tighten the fingers around the esophagus. that may not always make him friends but it often enhances his equity position.

this thread got shut down already once on wednesday night, let's see if we can keep it open until at least sunday afternoon.

i'm off work and have lots of time on my hands. other than the annual prostate exam my schedule is wide open. today is not a good day to furyk with me. nothing personal.

 

[burrocrat]

bumping this for easy viewing

1st Round Standings

rcknfrewld......-13...Scott-5,Westwood-4,Day-3Garcia-1Mick+1
Tsptalk...........-7.....Woods+1,Bradley-1,Mick+1Scott-5,Dufner-2
Wvango...........-7....Woods+1,Westwood-4,Z,Johnson-1,Sneds E,Dufner-2
Grandma........-6...Bradley-1,Kuchar-3,Mick+1,Rose-2,Sneds E
Burrocrat........-6....Rose-2,D,Johnson+2,Kuchar-3,Garcia-1,Watson E
Obgibby........-5......Mick+1,Stenson-2,Westwood-4,Woods+1,Mahan E
Scrappy.........-5.....Woods+1,Sneds E, Bradley-1,Donald+1, Furyk-5
Tom1.............-4....Stenson-2,Mahan E,Woods+1,Mick+1,Kuchar-3
Gronk............-4....Woods+1,Mick+1,Westwood-4,Rose-2,Matsuyama+2
Ram..............-3....Watson E,Kuchar-3,Mcilroy-1,Mick+1,Woods+1
Tawny...........-1....Mick+1,D.Johnson+2,Woods+1,Scott-5,Els+4
Ebbnflow........-1....Woods+1,Stenson-2,Sneds E,Mick+1,Poulter E
Ecougar.........E.....Woods+1,Mick+1,Sneds E,McDowell E,Z.Johnson-1

I gave scrappy Furyk so he will stop whining and feel ashamed and guilty and not participate in future golf pools

how come if both me and grandma are -6 you list her first? b comes before g. explain your methodology.

 

[rcknfrewld]

have you ever had someone rub you the wrong way...you don't rub me that way(not that there is anything wrong with that) some things give me an itchy 'trigger'(used that word on purpose) finger and I could also write a paper delving into the psychological makeup of certain posters...but I will drop it...golf is a gentlemen's game and I will conduct myself in the proper manner...good luck to all the participants...the golf is on TNT from 1-7E
burro you are a tremendous slouch (from Caddyshack) you are not low informed...don't go all Gran Turino on us gophers

well i'm always amazed at how quickly a gentleman's discussion of sport can degenerate into a disturbing social study. some random observations:

the psychologist in me immediately notices the prevelance of agressive words like 'never' 'don't' 'hit' 'penalty' 'beating' 'charge' and 'no'. but that braincracking headshrinking doublespeak don't make no money honey so i usually just let it go.

dude, i am the e-pitty-me of the low information crowd, don't marginalize my fraternity or i might go greek on the course.

tom may not say it, but not because he's too nice. the man used to work for the irs and plays poker so i have full confidence in his risk-reward analysis and judgement in deciding when to tighten the fingers around the esophagus. that may not always make him friends but it often enhances his equity position.

this thread got shut down already once on wednesday night, let's see if we can keep it open until at least sunday afternoon.

i'm off work and have lots of time on my hands. other than the annual prostate exam my schedule is wide open. today is not a good day to f**k with me. nothing personal.

 

[rcknfrewld]

how come if both me and grandma are -6 you list her first? b comes before g. explain your methodology.

ladies first you chauvinist swine...chivalry is not dead

 

[Scrappy]

how come if both me and grandma are -6 you list her first? b comes before g. explain your methodology.

Burro,
Your really gonna question or make suggestions to the "sheriff"?
I wouldnt advize that but you are welcome to join me in class action protest...