An Old Farmers Advice

[Wolverine]

LOL......Paladin

 

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Good stuff!

 

[Wolverine]

Great......just some general food for thought with life.

 

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Great!!! Put a smile on my face. Thanks for posting.

 

[Wolverine]

An Old Farmers Advice:


* Your fences need to be Horse-high, Pig-tight, and Bull-strong.

* Keep Skunks and Bankers and Lawyers at a distance.

* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* A Bumble Bee is considerably faster than a John Deere Tractor.

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered..............not yelled.

* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

* Forgive your enemies it messes up their heads.

* Do not corner something' that you know is meaner than you.

* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.

* Every path has a few puddles.

* When you wallow with Pigs expect to get dirty.

* The best sermons are lived not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

* Don't interfere with somthing' that ain't botherin' you none.

* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is Stop Diggin.

* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the Mirror every mornin.

* Aways drink upstream from the herd.

* Good judgement comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgement.

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is, a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

* If you get to thinkin' your a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.