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My ship has finally come in - Hawaii here we come!
Okay not really, and you probably know the drill here, but this letter is a hoot!
Let me start by introducing myself I am Rev. John Williams The managing Director of UNITED BANK OF AFRICA, I was directed by Goodluck (Youre gonna need it) Jonathan President of Federal republic of Nigeria and the chairman Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) Farida Mzamber Waziri (Mrs.), to notify you on the investigation that took place here in Nigeria.
In regards with the investigation that has happened recently here in Nigeria will noticed that you are dealing with some Nigerians (thats what you think) who claimed you have money with them and they have failed to make you get the money and you lost so much money during the process, I am currently paying so many people with the same problem, (I'll bet you are) so I have been directed by the Nigeria government to pay you also (sure you have) but due the late registration of your name on the list of the people I have to pay, (as you were saying??)
I will not be able to pay you much because of insufficient fund, so I will only pay you $1,000,000.00 (One Million dollars only) (damn it, Rev is that all???) as compensation to what has happened to you.
I have prepared an ATM CARD on your name and I will advice you to please get back to me with this below informations, This informations will enable me send the ATM CARD to your home. Meanwhile be informed that the insurance fee as being settled but the shippment of your ATM Card is at your expense.
Note: you can also receive your funds through bank to bank transfer but you are going to be requiring paying for the transfer commission as no deduction can be made out of your compensation funds. (oh please let me give you all my routing numbers, I trust religious bodies)
Note: The government of Nigeria as seized monies from everybody (no, only stupid people) and cooperate bodies that has participated on the issue.
I seize this opportunity to also warn that anyone or cooperate bodies caught bringing the name of the country to disrepute will be firmly dealt with within the ambits of the law. So you are advice to disregard any email you get from anyone or co-operate bodies and forward the email to us for proper conduct. (???)
On behalf of the President of the federal republic of Nigeria, we are truly sorry for the inconveniencies and for what you encounter from the Nigerians (thats awfully, Nigerian of you, thanks) that make you lost so much money please speak well about Nigeria in your country (oh I will, I will...) as soon as you get this ATM card.
Best regards,
Rev. John Williams
Okay not really, and you probably know the drill here, but this letter is a hoot!
Let me start by introducing myself I am Rev. John Williams The managing Director of UNITED BANK OF AFRICA, I was directed by Goodluck (Youre gonna need it) Jonathan President of Federal republic of Nigeria and the chairman Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) Farida Mzamber Waziri (Mrs.), to notify you on the investigation that took place here in Nigeria.
In regards with the investigation that has happened recently here in Nigeria will noticed that you are dealing with some Nigerians (thats what you think) who claimed you have money with them and they have failed to make you get the money and you lost so much money during the process, I am currently paying so many people with the same problem, (I'll bet you are) so I have been directed by the Nigeria government to pay you also (sure you have) but due the late registration of your name on the list of the people I have to pay, (as you were saying??)
I will not be able to pay you much because of insufficient fund, so I will only pay you $1,000,000.00 (One Million dollars only) (damn it, Rev is that all???) as compensation to what has happened to you.
I have prepared an ATM CARD on your name and I will advice you to please get back to me with this below informations, This informations will enable me send the ATM CARD to your home. Meanwhile be informed that the insurance fee as being settled but the shippment of your ATM Card is at your expense.
Note: you can also receive your funds through bank to bank transfer but you are going to be requiring paying for the transfer commission as no deduction can be made out of your compensation funds. (oh please let me give you all my routing numbers, I trust religious bodies)
Note: The government of Nigeria as seized monies from everybody (no, only stupid people) and cooperate bodies that has participated on the issue.
I seize this opportunity to also warn that anyone or cooperate bodies caught bringing the name of the country to disrepute will be firmly dealt with within the ambits of the law. So you are advice to disregard any email you get from anyone or co-operate bodies and forward the email to us for proper conduct. (???)
On behalf of the President of the federal republic of Nigeria, we are truly sorry for the inconveniencies and for what you encounter from the Nigerians (thats awfully, Nigerian of you, thanks) that make you lost so much money please speak well about Nigeria in your country (oh I will, I will...) as soon as you get this ATM card.
Best regards,
Rev. John Williams
