Things That Come First

[jpcavin]

I'm taking a break from Music Videos to bring you some much needed comic relief. Since my previous thread "Things That Go On Top" was so popular, why not take "Things That Come First" for a spin? Now I know how some of you Sistahs think so in order to ensure that no one ends up feeling emasculated, please refrain from using proper nouns.

I'll go first.

CHICKEN - if you believe in creation, you know the chicken came before the egg.

 

[nnuut]

The Calm before the Storm!

 

[nnuut]

The FIRST Time!

 

[burrocrat]

the credit card bill from cheetahs. it always comes before a big fight that usually starts with 'wtf you bastard? you promised me you weren't seeing her no more!'

and the excuse 'wasn't me'. which, coincidentally, usually comes just before she starts throwing the dinner plates at you and hits you on the head with a frying pan when you are not looking.

the best course of action in those situations is usually total honesty. start with something like 'hey, she reminded me of you, and it was only $350 bucks. someone must've stole my identity. and we can always just pay the power bill next month'.

 

[PessOptimist]

Someone has to say it. Many are thinking it. The man. OK, now on with the comments.

 

[ravensfan]

Someone has to say it. Many are thinking it. The man. OK, now on with the comments.

I holpe that is a religious reference and you are refering to Adam...Let's keep it clean!

 

[DreamboatAnnie]

I holpe that is a religious reference and you are refering to Adam...Let's keep it clean!

Humm.... or maybe referring to God himself.

 

[jonfresno]

the credit card bill from cheetahs. it always comes before a big fight that usually starts with 'wtf you bastard? you promised me you weren't seeing her no more!'

and the excuse 'wasn't me'. which, coincidentally, usually comes just before she starts throwing the dinner plates at you and hits you on the head with a frying pan when you are not looking.

the best course of action in those situations is usually total honesty. start with something like 'hey, she reminded me of you, and it was only $350 bucks. someone must've stole my identity. and we can always just pay the power bill next month'.

There should be one more category added to "Like" and "share" - "Love"......

 

[jkenjohnson]

The woman always comes first.

 

[WorkFE]

THINGS that come first, like 1 before 2.

Not WHAT came first, like the chicken or the egg.

Nice to see folks thinking out of the box though

 

[czapor1967]

my kids and my grandkids! :toung:

 

[nnuut]

The TSP Talk Home Page!

 

[ravensfan]

The horse before the cart...

 

[Frixxxx]

I pay myself first (investing for my future)

 

[jpcavin]

THINGS that come first, like 1 before 2.

Not WHAT came first, like the chicken or the egg.

Nice to see folks thinking out of the box though

My bad......You'd think I could at least get it right on my own thread. :embarrest:

 

[nnuut]

Jpcavin not getting everything right on her thread is a FIRST!

 

[Buster]

The woman always comes first.

That is, if you know what's good for you.

 

[jkenjohnson]

That is, if you know what's good for you.

That's what my mama taught me, God rest her soul. I'd give anything to talk to her for a few hours.

 

[PessOptimist]

Family