Stupid emails

Buster said:
Rubbish..he mentions nothing of the honorable Franks' support for legalizing Marijuana..What a bunch of commie propaganda:rolleyes::cool:
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Barney Frank supports legalizing marijuana?

I hadn't heard that.

Dang- give that man a campaign contribution- quick.
 
nnuut said:
Senator Barney Franks, a social pervert basking in his homosexuality (of course, amongst the modern, enlightened American societal norm, as well as that of the general West, homosexuality is not only not a looked down upon life choice, but is often praised as a virtue) and his Marxist enlightenment, has led this effort.

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Rubbish..he mentions nothing of the honorable Franks' support for legalizing Marijuana..What a bunch of commie propaganda:rolleyes::cool:
 
Yes, Nnnut- that one has been floating around since April of this year:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/pravda.asp

One side note- the newspaper "Pravda" today is not the same communist owned newspaper of the Soviet Union. That one went out of business in 1991. The new one is a tabloid based in Moscow, but the only thing it has in common with the other one is the name it stole from history.
See the snopes article.

nnuut said:
I received this one today:

The irony of this article appearing in the English edition of Pravda (Russian State Newspaper) defies description.


American Capitalism Gone with a Whimper

It must be said, that like the breaking of a great dam, the American descent into Marxism is happening with breath taking speed, against the back drop of a passive, hapless sheeple, excuse me dear reader, I meant people.

True, the situation has been well prepared on and off for the past century, especially the past twenty years. The initial testing grounds was conducted upon our Holy Russia and a bloody test it was. But we Russians would not just roll over and give up our freedoms and our souls, no matter how much money Wall Street poured into the fists of the Marxists.

Those lessons were taken and used to properly prepare the American populace for the surrender of their freedoms and souls, to the whims of their elites and betters.

First, the population was dumbed down through a politicized and substandard education system based on pop culture, rather then the classics. Americans know more about their favorite TV dramas then the drama in DC that directly affects their lives.

They care more for their "right" to choke down a McDonalds burger or a Burger King burger than for their constitutional rights. Then they turn around and lecture us about our rights and about our "democracy". Pride blind the foolish.

Then their faith in God was destroyed, when their churches, all tens of thousands of different "branches and denominations" were for the most part little more then Sunday circuses and their televangelists and top protestant mega preachers were more than happy to sell out their souls and flocks to be on the "winning" side of one pseudo Marxist politician or another. Their flocks may complain, but when explained that they would be on the "winning" side, their flocks were ever so quick to reject Christ in hopes for earthly power. Even our Holy Orthodox churches are scandalously liberalized in America .

The final collapse has come with the election of Barack Obama. His speed in the past three months has been truly impressive. His spending and money printing has been a record setting, not just in America's short history but in the world. If this keeps up for more then another year, and there is no sign that it will not, America at best will resemble the Wiemar Republic and at worst Zimbabwe.

These past two weeks have been the most breath taking of all. First came the announcement of a planned redesign of the American Byzantine tax system, by the very thieves who used it to bankroll their thefts, losses and swindles of hundreds of billions of dollars. These make our Russian oligarchs look little more then ordinary street thugs, in comparison. Yes, the Americans have beat our own thieves in the shear volumes. Should we congratulate them?

These men, of course, are not an elected panel but made up of appointees picked from the very financial oligarchs and their henchmen who are now gorging themselves on trillions of American dollars, in one bailout after another. They are also usurping the rights, duties and powers of the American congress (parliament). Again, congress has put up little more then a whimper to their masters.

Then came Barack Obama's command that GM's (General Motor) president step down from leadership of his company. That is correct, dear reader, in the land of "pure" free markets, the American president now has the power, the self given power, to fire CEOs and we can assume other employees of private companies, at will. Come hither, go dither, the centurion commands his minions.

So it should be no surprise, that the American president has followed this up with a "bold" move of declaring that he and another group of unelected, chosen stooges will now redesign the entire automotive industry and will even be the guarantee of automobile policies. I am sure that if given the chance, they would happily try and redesign it for the whole of the world, too.

Prime Minister Putin, less then two months ago, warned Obama and UK's Blair, not to follow the path to Marxism, it only leads to disaster. Apparently, even though we suffered 70 years of this Western sponsored horror show, we know nothing, as foolish, drunken Russians, so let our "wise" Anglo-Saxon fools find out the folly of their own pride.

Again, the American public has taken this with barely a whimper...but a "freeman" whimper.

So, should it be any surprise to discover that the Democratically controlled Congress of America is working on passing a new regulation that would give the American Treasury department the power to set "fair" maximum salaries, evaluate performance and control how private companies give out pay raises and bonuses?

Senator Barney Franks, a social pervert basking in his homosexuality (of course, amongst the modern, enlightened American societal norm, as well as that of the general West, homosexuality is not only not a looked down upon life choice, but is often praised as a virtue) and his Marxist enlightenment, has led this effort.

He stresses that this only affects companies that receive government monies, but it is retroactive and taken to a logical extreme, this would include any company or industry that has ever received a tax break or incentive.

The Russian owners of American companies and industries should look thoughtfully at this and the option of closing their facilities down and fleeing the land of the Red as fast as possible. In other words, divest while there is still value left. The proud American will go down into his slavery with out a fight, beating his chest and proclaiming to the world, how free he really is. The world will only snicker.


Stanislav Mishin© 1999-2009. «PRAVDA.Ru». The opinions and views of the authors do not always coincide with the point of view of PRAVDA.Ru's editors.
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I received this one today:

The irony of this article appearing in the English edition of Pravda (Russian State Newspaper) defies description.


American Capitalism Gone with a Whimper

It must be said, that like the breaking of a great dam, the American descent into Marxism is happening with breath taking speed, against the back drop of a passive, hapless sheeple, excuse me dear reader, I meant people.

True, the situation has been well prepared on and off for the past century, especially the past twenty years. The initial testing grounds was conducted upon our Holy Russia and a bloody test it was. But we Russians would not just roll over and give up our freedoms and our souls, no matter how much money Wall Street poured into the fists of the Marxists.

Those lessons were taken and used to properly prepare the American populace for the surrender of their freedoms and souls, to the whims of their elites and betters.

First, the population was dumbed down through a politicized and substandard education system based on pop culture, rather then the classics. Americans know more about their favorite TV dramas then the drama in DC that directly affects their lives.

They care more for their "right" to choke down a McDonalds burger or a Burger King burger than for their constitutional rights. Then they turn around and lecture us about our rights and about our "democracy". Pride blind the foolish.

Then their faith in God was destroyed, when their churches, all tens of thousands of different "branches and denominations" were for the most part little more then Sunday circuses and their televangelists and top protestant mega preachers were more than happy to sell out their souls and flocks to be on the "winning" side of one pseudo Marxist politician or another. Their flocks may complain, but when explained that they would be on the "winning" side, their flocks were ever so quick to reject Christ in hopes for earthly power. Even our Holy Orthodox churches are scandalously liberalized in America .

The final collapse has come with the election of Barack Obama. His speed in the past three months has been truly impressive. His spending and money printing has been a record setting, not just in America's short history but in the world. If this keeps up for more then another year, and there is no sign that it will not, America at best will resemble the Wiemar Republic and at worst Zimbabwe.

These past two weeks have been the most breath taking of all. First came the announcement of a planned redesign of the American Byzantine tax system, by the very thieves who used it to bankroll their thefts, losses and swindles of hundreds of billions of dollars. These make our Russian oligarchs look little more then ordinary street thugs, in comparison. Yes, the Americans have beat our own thieves in the shear volumes. Should we congratulate them?

These men, of course, are not an elected panel but made up of appointees picked from the very financial oligarchs and their henchmen who are now gorging themselves on trillions of American dollars, in one bailout after another. They are also usurping the rights, duties and powers of the American congress (parliament). Again, congress has put up little more then a whimper to their masters.

Then came Barack Obama's command that GM's (General Motor) president step down from leadership of his company. That is correct, dear reader, in the land of "pure" free markets, the American president now has the power, the self given power, to fire CEOs and we can assume other employees of private companies, at will. Come hither, go dither, the centurion commands his minions.

So it should be no surprise, that the American president has followed this up with a "bold" move of declaring that he and another group of unelected, chosen stooges will now redesign the entire automotive industry and will even be the guarantee of automobile policies. I am sure that if given the chance, they would happily try and redesign it for the whole of the world, too.

Prime Minister Putin, less then two months ago, warned Obama and UK's Blair, not to follow the path to Marxism, it only leads to disaster. Apparently, even though we suffered 70 years of this Western sponsored horror show, we know nothing, as foolish, drunken Russians, so let our "wise" Anglo-Saxon fools find out the folly of their own pride.

Again, the American public has taken this with barely a whimper...but a "freeman" whimper.

So, should it be any surprise to discover that the Democratically controlled Congress of America is working on passing a new regulation that would give the American Treasury department the power to set "fair" maximum salaries, evaluate performance and control how private companies give out pay raises and bonuses?

Senator Barney Franks, a social pervert basking in his homosexuality (of course, amongst the modern, enlightened American societal norm, as well as that of the general West, homosexuality is not only not a looked down upon life choice, but is often praised as a virtue) and his Marxist enlightenment, has led this effort.

He stresses that this only affects companies that receive government monies, but it is retroactive and taken to a logical extreme, this would include any company or industry that has ever received a tax break or incentive.

The Russian owners of American companies and industries should look thoughtfully at this and the option of closing their facilities down and fleeing the land of the Red as fast as possible. In other words, divest while there is still value left. The proud American will go down into his slavery with out a fight, beating his chest and proclaiming to the world, how free he really is. The world will only snicker.


Stanislav Mishin© 1999-2009. «PRAVDA.Ru». The opinions and views of the authors do not always coincide with the point of view of PRAVDA.Ru's editors.
 
Here is a good one. They want your personal information, and a copy of your ID. I think I'd JUMP at this one......

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ATTN; BENEFICARY

FOLLOWING THE PROTEST OF THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY, THE WORLD BANK/UN AND IMF AND ALSO THE INSTRUCTION BY THE PRESIDENT THAT ALL OUTSTANDING FOREIGN DEBTS, ESPECIAL NEXT OF KIN/CONTRACT PAYMENT SHOULD IMMEDIATE BE RELEASE TO THE BENEFICIARIES FORTH WITH UNCONDITIONALLY THIS FIRST NEW YEAR QUARTER 2009.

THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR CONTRACT /INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FUFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT INHERITANCE PAYMENT. RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER AFRICA PACIFIC, THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM OUR PRESIDENT ,DR YAYI BONI FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF BENIN.

THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECIEVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE CARD PAYMENT CENTER AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:

YOUR NAME,
PHONE NUMBER,
ADDRESS,
AGE AND OCCUPATION,
A COPY OF YOUR ID.

CONTACT PERSON:DR. AHMED IBRU DIRECTOR,ATM PAYMENT DEPT. EMAIL (ecobankatmservic@sify.com) THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT US $1.2M AS FIRST PART QUATER PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2009. ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION, YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMINUCATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(S) TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR ATM PAYMENT. NOTE THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (ATM- 4555) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE ATM CARD CENTER BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT.

REGARDS,
DR. MARK OBINNA
CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE BANK FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF BENIN
 
E-mail of the day:

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I AM Mr. Mike Nasri
THE CHIEF AUDITOR INCHARGE OF FOREIGN REMITTANCE UNIT OF OUR BANK AND I HAVE HAD THE INTENT TO CONTACT YOU OVER THIS FINANCIAL TRANSACTION WORTH THE SUM ($4.2Million USD) FOR OUR SUCCESS.

THIS IS AN ABANDONED SUM THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR BANK FOREIGN CUSTOMERS WHO DIED WHIT HEART RELATED DISEASE ALONG AGO.

YOU HAVE THE ABSOLUTE AUTHORITY TO CLAIM THE FUND HENCE YOU ARE A FOREIGNER AS SOON AS YOU REPLY, STEP TO FOLLOW IN ORDER TO FINALIZE THIS TRANSACTION IMMEDIATELY WOULD BE DECLEARED TO YOU. I EXPECT YOU'RE URGENT COMMUNICATION
Sincerely Yours
Mr. Mike Nasri
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(Mike, a tip for you. Learn how to spell english.)
 
I thought y'all would never notice...
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Are you sure???? There was talk about trains elsewhere on the board today, maybe headed this way! :D
 
Thought this was about e-mails.

Butt, Buster's avatars have been eye catching since the day I discovered this board. This one must be the light at the end of the tunnel.:nuts:
 
James48843

James48843

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This one is a nominee for "stupidist e-mail ever".

I gotta say to myself- who in the world ever responds to these things, anyway?

This one gets a nomination because it includes the wrong name for the past head of the U.N.(Kofi Annan, not Kofi Anna; Can you believe the United Nations (notorius for not having any money) wants to send ME a half-million bucks? That the U.N. is going to make whole all those people who have been scammed by e-mails???

Just a few observations-

So- here is my nomination for stupid e-mail of the month. Do you have a poorer quality one than this?

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UNITED NATIONS COMPENSATION UNIT, IN AFFILIATION WITH WORLD BANK.


Attention: Beneficiary How are you doing today? Hope all is well with you
and family? You may not Understand why this mail came to you.

We have been having a meeting for the past Seven months which ended Three days ago with the former secretary to the UNITED NATIONS in the person of Mr.Kofi Anna.

This email is to all the people that have been scammed or extorted money from because of your contract payment execution in any part of the world,
the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$500,000.00 USD this includes every foreign contractors/ Next of kin/
Beneficiary that may have not received their contract Sum and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed
due to Government problems or irregularities etc.

We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you, this have Been agreed upon and have been signed by the United Nations Board of
Directors and Trustees.You have to contact TONY ELUMELU, our payment agent
in West Africa,as he is our UNITED NATIONS representative in West Africa ,
contact him immediately for your Cheque/International Bank Draft/ATM CASH CARD of US$500,000.00 USD this funds are in a Bank Draft for security
purpose.

He will send it to you and you can clear it in any bank of your choice.
Therefore, you should send him your full Names and telephone numbers/your correct mailing addresses where you want him to send the MONEY to you. and
tell him your file Reference below (RE-1077_V). Contact TONY ELUMELU
immediately for your Compensation Fund:

Contact Bank: United Bank for Africa PLC. (UBA)
Contact Person: TONY ELUMELU ( GMD UBA)
Email: info.uba.bank@sify.com
Tel:+234-1-433-2395

Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Bank Draft. Making the world a better place for the sake of humanity. Give him your file Reference
(RE-1077-V) and you are free to contact him.

Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your fund.

Making the world a better place.

Regards,
Ban Ki-Moon
Secretary-General .
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Got a worse example than this one?
 
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