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[James48843]

BREAKING NEWS


(sorry, I had to do that.)

[h=1]Feds Back Off Complaint About Worker's 'Bad Gas'[/h] Source: Newser

Feds Back Off Complaint About Worker's 'Bad Gas'
Social Security officials decide to pass on flatulence


(Newser) – That smell over in cubicle four? Let's not worry about it, Social Security officials have decided. The federal agency had reprimanded an employee last month for allegedly disrupting work "by passing gas and releasing an unpleasant odor," reports Today. The letter came with a timestamped log that documented 60 individual gas-passing incidents over a 3-month period—which comes to about nine per day, but that's five fewer than the average person passes.

The worker had apparently told management that lactose intolerance caused the bad gas. "You have submitted medical evidence that you have some medical conditions," reads the letter, but "it is my belief that you can control this condition." The letter even reprimands the employee for using a fan, which only caused "the smell to spread." No word on why officials rescinded the reprimand, but the Washington Post reports that senior management made the move immediately upon learning ab

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[wavecoder]

I worked with a guy in the AF who used to enjoy sharing his body odors with people, i couldn't stand the guy. he'd take pride in how loud his farts were, and how often he could seem to do clear out the lunch room during break.

Sweet justice, I found out last year he's doing time in Leavenworth and getting those farts pushed inwards for a change

 

[konakathy]

Sounds like the three little pigs I have to work next to. They just luvvvvv to see how far they can push it with me. After my first screams of "you f-ing PIGS" it only made things worse for me and it became a contest for them to get me going.

Next day, I brought in the most sickly, sweet smelling bottle of liquid deoderizer, and when they started, I just went up behind them when they where casing their mail and sprayed their asses. That smell was all over their uniforms.

They had to smell that "shite" all day in their vehicles! :laugh:

 

[Asylum]

BREAKING NEWS


(sorry, I had to do that.)

This guy just hit the litigation lotto!